It’s been a long time. I definitely think that Kindermord is right: you have a fixed total limit of how much you can write in a particular week, and if you’re tweeting, you can’t really be blogging. Similarly, if you’re blogging, you probably can’t be thesis writing or whatever.
Thesis writing. Thankfully, I am not long under that particular burden. It really feels like having a heavy sack on your back. Each day you take a brick out of the bag and put it on the ground. The pile of bricks gets higher, but the weight doesn’t seem any lighter. The bag is with you all the time, you never get a break and you always feel like you should be writing or working — even when you’re out for a break after a lot of progress. The rub is, that I almost felt as bad when I was making progress because I felt the need to keep going more.
My status now is that I am awaiting a date for my viva voce. It should really have happened by now, but this process has been nothing but missed deadlines and remorseful “should-a’s”, “would-a’s” and “could-a’s”. I’m working, and at a job I really like, so it’s less of a burden.
But back to writing, apart from my incredibly insightful tweets, I am writing a lot. Proposals, papers and status documents take up a surprising portion of my days. It’s shocking how little technical time there can be in an ostensibly technical job. I can see how people get frustrated. It seems that you have to write constantly as an academic, that you have to sell constantly as a member of a startup, and have constant meetings if you’re in a big company. Communication is 90% of most jobs that I have seen, and technology is only 10%.
I’m sure that there are skunk-works labs out there where people can really spend their days with their text-editor of choice, not a care in the world other than compiler errors and ensuring the coffee supply is plentiful. It sounds nice, but I am sure even secret facilities have status updates, even if they are punctuated by mad laughter. In fact, the evil-HR departments probably impose a minimum mania level on their reports.
“Dr. Malevoface, this quater you have used fourteen percent of your allocation of manic laughter, but we have yet to hear you exclaim that the mainstream scientists who shun you are ‘fools’, nor have you submitted the mandator Gantt chart detailing how you will ’show them all that the monkeysaurus is the ultimate doomsday weapon’. This is unacceptable, I will be forwarding a memo of concern to all nineteen of your line managers.”