Comments on: Mars Attacks

By: Mountain Goat

Mountain Goat — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 22:32:22 +0000

You don’t have to worry until it starts raining frogs . . . you know the end is coming when we have a flash frog.

By: Mr.E

Mr.E — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 14:07:49 +0000

So, the spider eats the ants, the lizard eats the spider, then Cassidy earns his/her keep by eating the lizard in a titanic struggle between miniature monstrous reptiles. Plan is in place.

By: Savage

Savage — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 10:11:39 +0000

He ate their army…

By: Adam

Adam — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:45:05 +0000

So I’m not the only one who’s had an unpleasant couple of weeks on account of Mars? Good to know.

Paul, I can think of something. We have all of these nuclear weapons sitting around that people keep telling us we need to get rid of. Surely we have enough to push Mars a bit farther out in its orbit. Or perhaps try to bounce it into Jupiter? Of course, it wouldn’t make much difference right now, but we wouldn’t have to worry about next time mars is this close.

By: Uber

Uber — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:55:53 +0000

You and the Wanderer didn’t oppress the tribes of Israel from your throne in Egypt by any chance?

By: paul.za

paul.za — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:27:08 +0000

And, of course, this isn’t coming long after your grasshopper-in-shawl plague. With the exception of the last weekend, it’s been a pretty bleak few weeks for me too — so I’m thinking you might be on to something about Mars here. Only problem is: I can’t think of anything to do about it.

By: xaosseed

xaosseed — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:10:43 +0000

Why does Mars hate Freedom?!