Cheap knock-offs
by uber
There is a long history of cheap knock-offs plaguing truly quality products. It afffects jewelry, it affect Windows, and livejournal. No one is safe in this global economy.
The worst, rail-splittinest drunkest of all knock-offs is the “Hobo Core“. Imagine, devoted reader, that these foul-smelling miscreants have stolen the vital bodily fluids of our Coven, strained them through an old teabag and rejuvenated them by 2 or 3 years (maybe more). Instead of the insightful, California-bronzed insights of Dixie, we have the lunatic meanderings of Bambila. No more will you be dazzled by the shotgun-blast-who-was-that-masked-man rants of the fearsome Wanderer, instead you will have to decipher the whiskey-addled scrawl of the hated Clone, self-styled Reverend of the Church of Cirrhosis.
I, for one, will be watching these hooligans – waiting patiently for my moment to strike them down with my fully operational blogstation. Until then, I urge you all to remain vigilant.
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It’s like a whole bunch of Mini Me bloggers…
Join the Church of Cirrhosis, you’ll feel invulnerable for it, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Sadly my rants are now not whiskey driven, turns out I’ve just become a misanthropic bastard. The whiskey just gave me an excuse to be even more insulting.
Wow. Its like finding out that someones using pictures of you to jerk off – and not even the proper hardcore ones you did when you were young and dumb and pre-sag, but the random newspaper clippings of you walking the dog.
This is stalkerish pimping of dreary, unloved thoughts for the merest shred of traffic is just grim. Grim and sickening, like finding pages of your diary stuck together with bodily fluids.
Wow I’ve disturbed Billy. Hobocore has achieved one it’s stated aims already.
“This is stalkerish pimping of dreary, unloved thoughts for the merest shred of traffic is just grim”
Are we talking about Blogcoven or Hobocore?
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“This is stalkerish pimping of dreary, unloved thoughts for the merest shred of traffic is just grim”
“Are we talking about Blogcoven or Hobocore? ”
I think he’s talking bout his fanfic *zing*