Becoming American

by dixie

While I’ve always had an opinion on what makes an “American” (in the “citizen of the United States” sense, not the “living on one of the American continents” sense), it’s only in the past ten years that opinion has really crystallized into something I will pick fights over. Becoming a citizen is a pretty big deal, and only slightly more difficult than becoming a permanent resident (so I’ve discovered).

About the only thing people on both sides of the immigration issue can agree on is that the citizenship test (the knowledge-based requirement of getting citizenship) needed some work.

The new American citizenship test for naturalisation hopefuls has been approved and will be put into use next year. Always on the ball, the New York Times talks about it. The test includes Constitutional law, American history, and modern politics. This is, apparently, something that “genuinely talks about what makes an American citizen.” I’m forced to wonder whether every genuine American citizen can name the Speaker of the House, or any of the writers of the Federalist Papers. (Happily, “Publius” is an accepted answer to that last one. And “War Between the States” is an accepted answer for “Name the US war between the North and the South.”)

I don’t have a problem with newcomers being required to know these things. I just wish all voting Americans had such comprehensive knowledge of government and history. (This shouldn’t be interpreted to mean I believe there should be a test requirement for voting — that’s another discussion entirely.)

Not everyone is happy, of course. John Fonte, a senior fellow at the conservative Hudson Institute, said he “would like to see an even more vigorous emphasis on Americanization.”

I assume by “Americanization” he means understanding British philosophies on free markets and freedom of speech in a primarily German Protestant ethical framework. He probably means knowing about (if not liking) the nation’s iconic foods, like pizza (Italian/Greek), hamburgers (German), and fries (probably Belgian). He almost certainly means not taking part in the war on Christmas, and embracing German traditions like putting up a Christmas tree every winter.

He might mean sharing citizenship with people who claim to be Irish, Polish, German, and Italian (often all the same person) yet probably couldn’t point out Warsaw on a map.

Far, far away from here there are other countries struggling with immigration issues as well. I’m confident they will work things out faster and better than Americans have. Looking at America’s 400+ year history with immigration, its complete and utter failure to acknowledge the integral role immigrants have had in shaping modern American culture even after 200 years of invasion makes me wonder whether “native” people are capable of allowing the integration they say they expect.