Joke Twitter Accounts

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Funny, no one has thanked us for seasons 3-15 of Treme yet. #bpcaresless than a minute ago via TwitterrificBP Public Relations
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There are some people out there with time on their hands, and twitter has become their medium to be standups amongst the crowd. I thought I would drop a list of choice ones, along with some examples.

@God_Damn_Batman gives us the Dark Knight’s inner monologue.

Cut the power to Joker’s hideout during the last 10 minutes of the Lost finale. And he says I have no sense of humor.less than a minute ago via webThe Batman
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@FeministHulk shows us that the green machine has a softer side, and really hates the partiarchy.

HULK WANT TO FROLIC IN SUNSHINE. BUT IS MIDNIGHT NOW. HULK SWITCH TINY PURPLE SHORTS FOR TINY PURPLE PJS, READ CIXOUS, AND DREAM OF SMASH.less than a minute ago via webFEMINIST HULK
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You can gain real insight into the future of Irish Government finances with @RealBLenihan

Ahern should use his Blasphemy Bill to bring down Irish gangs, like how Eliot Ness used tax evasion to destroy Caponeless than a minute ago via webBlenny
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@DrSamuelJohnson provides COMMENTARY and WIT in ye form of DEFINITIONS suitable for the GENTRY:

Pacman (n.) Gluttonous Japann’d Orb: once beset by Phantasms; now beset by Messrs PAGE & BRIN’S electronick Searchesless than a minute ago via webSamuel Johnson
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Lord@darthvader will choke you if you don’t RT him.

Just be glad I don’t celebrate Earth Day the way I celebrated Alderaan Day.less than a minute ago via TwitterrificDarth Vader
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