Bad fiction
by dixie
Someone once asked me what I do as a creative outlet.
Ok so the art is hit-and-miss, but the content is unrivalled. I present: Its genius is only rivalled by the Perry Bible Fellowship. I don’t know who the kid who does xkcd is, but he seems like the sort of person who should be in Gamers. It’s particularly freaky to reverse through the archive and [...]
Yet another rail station, yet more hassle. I have a trio of constructs following my with my luggage – giant spiders reshaped into travel-chests. Saves a lot of grief lugging things about, but the Thaos city constabulary is being awkward, trying to hit me with unlicensed necromancy. Just because I am a necromancer, they assume [...]
December is almost upon us. In fact I will enter its feathery grasp while in Glasgae being taught the finer points of Character Assertion, or conveying unto others that There Are Five Lights! I’m going to bring Fang and Mandible (Fangs fold out keyboard) and get started on My Novel, which I shall write in [...]
I am going to outline a vision of a Cornucopian Empire. This is pretty much what I have been working on at the moment – Leaguespace 6000AD – but I’m trying to hack my way through the logical thicket of the setting. I imagine an world where the idea of zero point energy has been [...]